Let’s face it, technology has shrunken our attention spans down to the size of an Adderall pill. Matter of fact, you’re probably scrolling through your phone as we speak. No, seriously, eyes up here. Thanks. Like I was saying, with the entire species suffering from ADD, I’ve decided to lighten the burd — DAMNIT, I SAID EYES UP HERE. Where were we? Oh yeah, introducing my One Page Wonders, a collection of short stories for the easily distracted. Stories so short their Cliff’s Notes would only need to be a sentence. Or a word. Or an emoji. Finally, a piece of literature that lets you get in, get out, and get back on instagram.